Category Archives: Mindless Chatter

DROOL

Posted on April 4, 2010 by Wesley Barnes

I’m a lover.  Yeah I know, sounds cute.  But nah, it’s not puppy cute.  I like puppies.  I’m no puppy.  As many of the beautiful women in my life know all too well, I’m the kind of lover that can’t … Continue reading →

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Beer Whisperer

Posted on February 2, 2006 by Wesley Barnes

China (my dog) and I have been sampling a TV show on the National Geographic channel called Dog Whisperer. If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s about this guy named Hector Chavez. No wait, it’s Cesar. Yeah, Cesar Millan. Any … Continue reading →

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I think I need a new computer.

Posted on November 12, 2004 by Wesley Barnes

There are a few things I don’t quite understand about my computer.  Why do I have to wait on my computer? Shouldn’t my computer wait on me? Why does my computer need to reboot? When does it take off it’s … Continue reading →

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The Revolution Will Be Televised!

Posted on July 8, 2004 by Wesley Barnes

I awoke suddenly grasping damp sheets. The room was dark yet dimly lit by a brief but continuous passing blue light.  A barrage of sirens echoed in the background.  A bitter dry cotton pad lay in the place where my … Continue reading →

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My Tin Can

Posted on July 19, 2001 by Wesley Barnes

During this morning’s commute, once again, I found myself contemplating the thought that by now, automakers should have delivered on my childhood Saturday morning cartoon’s 21st century promise of vehicles with autopilot. Okay, some might argue that the solution to … Continue reading →

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